REEAAAALLYY?

SERIOUSLY!! (I have an confession to make, I really do rather enjoy the show Grey's Anatomy - that word comes from its script and should pretty much read "You have GOT to be kidding me!")

This week was a rather nasty tasting sandwich to sum it all up for you. At the bottom is a week that started out horribly. The filling is actually the good news of the week that happened on Thursday, being topped with yesterday and today's big dish of frustration. UGGGH!! If only you could accurately write down emotions or facial expressions for that matter. I posted earlier this week about how my week started and I think even told you the bit of good news caught in the mix.

To explain the last couple days, I hope to just sum it all up this way:

+ If my children get into something in the kitchen one more time......
+ The super expensive baby gates I ordered from Amazon might not make it in time
+ I feel like I have a vein in my head that is pulsing and just about ready to pop the next time I have to scream at my girls
+ Poor little Hunter cannot take anymore of the high blood pressure. I can literally tell he is in distress!
+ Thanks for pooping all over your sheets Julia! I think I'll escape the lingering foul smell waiting by the washer to be the next load and catch the last of the light before dark
+ Child-proofing would be more efficient if it was adult proofing too (since my kids can undo pretty much any safety feature I have provided)
+ It's too bad they really don't make strait-jackets for preschoolers
+ If I get one more crazy spy ware/malware pop-up after running my virus/anti-spy ware software for the millionth time I think I will pull out every single strand of hair I have left!
+ Bribing does NOT work
+ I don't think my girls will see me much during the day once my husband gets home and has leave. I think I'll pretty much be getting my fill of alone time while I get the chance.
+ I'm desperate and I think I might have to pawn my children (or one at a time) off for a few hours. Maybe I'll even hire a Young Woman or two for a day every other week until I finally get the things accomplished that I set out to do!! Do I have any takers???